Anthony Alongi
Anthony Alongi is a fantastically good-looking, talented writer who doesn't deserve his fantastically good-looking wife, the gifted writer MaryJanice Davidson (Undead and Unwed, Undead and Unemployed, Undead and Unappreciated Undead and Unreturnable, Undead and Unpopular and many other novels and novellas). He spends far too much time playing games on the computer and doesn't appreciate his wife, although he makes a mean bacon dinner and stumbled his way through Carleton College and Harvard University. He is a contract writer for Hasbro, Inc. His interests include annoying his wife, chasing his children around the house, and writing his wife's bio.
