Housewife for Rent & Husband for Hire
by Michele R. Bardsley

Duet. Housewife For Hire: Housewife needs excitement in her life. I am gorgeous with an incredible body. Applicants must be reasonably good-looking and like kids. Contact my social secretary.
Husband for Hire: Can an inventor disguised as a handyman re-invent love in a wanna-be cynic's heart?

Michele R. Bardsley's Bio

Award-winning author Michele R. Bardsley spends her days begging her toddler son to PLEASE sit on the potty, avoiding her preteen daughter's Room of the Unknown, and answering her husband's silly questions (like "Honey, why is my sock glued to floor?").
Her hobbies include ingesting huge quantities of chocolate and drawing smiley faces in the dust on her furniture. She's been accused of plant homicide (you mean you have to water those green thingies?) and has been named Queen of Housework Procrastination. In between the duties of her fantastically interesting life (yawn), she writes novels and short stories and grand excuses about how her husband's socks get stuck to the carpet.