Beyond The Mundane: Flights Of Mind
by Nora Santella, Authors Various

The Gargoyle Who Loved Me
Wizardry happens, even in Peculiar, Mo., even in the 21st Century. Beryl Magia survived the magical blast by impotent faeries that turned her buff lover into a gargoyle, only to find herself deposited inside a dungeon nightclub where the wolf-man bartender doesn't serve Milk of Human Kindness. How rude!

As if her situation doesn't look hairy enough, she, also, materialized without a cell phone and minus her strappy red shoes with the sassy high heels. Drat! Too bad the owner of Night Breed is vampire to his libido-melting core, but Beryl can appreciate a guy who's discerning enough to tell she's not straight human. And Trevor makes her feel so--veined. But, on this night filled with peculiar surprises, Beryl never considered that her spectral guardian would show up in the flesh as the mace-- and-chain poster boy who could make her tingle. Ooh! Where's the Mage Corps when a girl needs them?